Why bother with the hustle and bustle of crowds chasing imaginary deals, when you could be eating last night's leftover pie for breakfast?!?
Just say "NO" to Black Friday shopping. Kick back and enjoy your extra day off (if you're lucky enough to have one). Or eat pie, feel good, and go find a soup kitchen to volunteer for lunch. Come back home afterward and eat pie for dinner, too. Why not? You just skipped crass holiday sales in favor of helping your fellow human beings. Get you some pie!
Make it for your Thanksgiving dinner and serve it for dessert, but please-oh-please DO NOT eat the whole thing. You might will need more than one pie.
All that hard work eating and socializing on Thanksgiving made you tired. Grab an extra hour or two of shuteye so you'll be rested up enough to eat a big ole slice of pie for breakfast.
Once you pull yourself out of that soft, warm bed go put on some coffee (or pour a glass of milk) and serve yourself up some leftover pie.
